The Wandering Oracle of Mron
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You have trapped
The Wandering Oracle of Mron!

"Alright, it's a fair cop...

Oh.... you just want advice?
That's quite different mate!

Did you bring a griffin? No. Huh.
Well, I do my best augury with
the entrails of griffins! Hmm...


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"This will be quite difficult,
but for only 2,500 gold pieces,
perhaps I can go into a trance
and commune with the Gods."
No guarantees, and no refunds!


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The Prediction

  1. Your future is black; you feel boxed in!

  2. Read the Iliad lately?

  3. "Chomp, chomp... eh, what's east, doc?"

  4. Secrets abound all around you! Psst! Have you met Glum yet?

  5. Live the Qabalah!

  6. The answer is carved in stone. It is right before your nose!

  7. The temple holds an ancient secret.

  8. Hop high to enter.

  9. Seek the Dreampainter's soul.

  10. Everyone has a weakness! What is his???

  11. Take a step to the left, and a hop to the right!

  12. Gone trolling!

  13. Beware the gifts of Lord Maya!

  14. Get a handle on the forbidden fruit!

  15. Rock, multilayered rocks

  16. Homer will show you the way

  17. You too can be saved! Repent ye sinner! Wash away thy sins! Repent!

  18. Down into the bowels of the Earth.

  19. Password is your ancient battlecry

  20. To soar the heights, you must first blunge the fiery depths.

  21. Career opportunity... experienced muezzin needed...great fringes!

  22. Cloudy tonight, chance of rain tomorrow.

  23. Cursed with too many blessings? Find relief in a bottle!

  24. Your future is grey and hazy!

  25. It's all Greek to you! (Well, maybe a little Latin)

  26. A tisket, a tasket, Trebor's rump is in a basket!!!

  27. Find the paths of the true way!

  28. "Sniff! Sniff! Whew, what a stench!"

  29. Look to the Lych-Gate!

  30. Seek amongst the historical writings of Trebor's foes for the password.

  31. Out to lunch, catch us next time!

  32. The minuet in the minaret goes hand in glove!

  33. Look amidst "The Roots of the World"

  34. "You have forgotten something!"

  35. No, no, it's too horrible to view! You poor wizard, yet more suffering.

  36. Ever consider a different line of work?

  37. There is hope in your future!!! Nope, it flickered out already.

  38. For traveling through nothing, seek the nyin.

  39. Have you forgotten something?

  40. "Hey, this card is on the Hotlist! Why, it's Captain Thorin's card!" In a flash of light, Karl Maudlin steps from a cable car intoning... "What will you do? What will you do? I'll tell you what you will do! You won't leave home!"