Trynnie Light Fingers

Design by babar
AC: +5 Weight: 0.5
AWC: special Value: 10,000
Equippable Slots: Hands (not misc)
 
Bonus +30 pickpocket 
+10 locks and traps
Specials none
Restrictions none
Resistances none
Spells Knock Knock
Cursed Status not cursed
Profession any
Races hobbit, gnomes, dwarves and trynnies. maybe faires
 
Arifacts Skill to Identify: 50
Arifacts Skill to Use: n/a
 
Details:
 
Burz is going insane hanging out at the monastary cliff with only crazy aliens like yourself dropping by to do business.  In exchange for these useful gloves (which oddly look like a ring), Burz gives you a quest to bring him back some Super Dupper trynnie booze.  To get Super Dupper Trynnie booze, merge a buckler shield with some chum to make an anchovie pizza.  give this to fuzzfas with some bonecrusher booze and wasp mayonnaise ... I mean nectar.  After 24 hours he will give you a bottle of Super Dupper Trynnie booze ... or if that's not possible, the NW Wilderness hogar drops the booze.  You wouldn't think Hogars would be alcoholics, but when you look like a hogar, you drink.