Near the end of the game you meet Lord Hawkwind of Skara-Brae, Elfin ninja -- the last member of the softalk all-stars.
He is a good ninja with a very low (VL) armor class and 1000 hit points.
You must summon a certain monster to defeat him. Otherwise, any attempts at harming him are met with the following wisecracks:
Answers his mail
Files his nails
Sends out for sushi
Pets his dragons
Pays for the sushi
Feeds sushi to his dragons!
Pretends to take a nap
Really falls asleep! (from boredom)
Brushes his teeth
Oils his blade
Says his morning prayer
Petitions to offer you as a sacrifice
Fills out Sacrificial Order in tripicle form
Gets approval for your sacrifice
Binds and gags you!
Puts you on the sacrificial altar
Anoits you with sacrificial oil!
Sacrifices you to Kadorto!